...get Oreo to do an excellent heel; the stick to your leg kind of heel. Carry around this bag of dog treats my mom brought back from Florida.
Once Oreo got a sniff, he wouldn't leave my side (like glue!).
Oreo says, "Thanks food lady! I love my muffins! My stupid mommy tells me that I have to wait until tomorrow to try the biscuits (something about me already eating 3 desserts). She's so annoying! I know you'd give me one of each."