|don't even think about touching my ball|
|showed her who was boss didn't I?|
I had so many great entries, it was very difficult for me to choose. They all made me laugh, and some were so right on!
Hip dad once challenged a 2o something year old to a race. Hip dad was 50 (60?) something years old. Guess who won, and guess who ended up in the hospital.
Thanks to everyone who participated, I truly was entertained by your comments. You all deserve gold stars, but I had to choose a winner, and Marybeth thought hip dad's was best.
Well done hip dad! Excellent work. You always have been good with words. At least this competition didn't land you in the ER.