I just found an "I hate moles because" contest in my local paper. I submitted my "mole patrol" blog. The winner will get a $500 Lowes gift card. Ten runners-up will get mole deterrent products. I am kind of hoping to be a runner-up. I have my eye on a product called the mole terminator.
It looks quite deadly. I don't want to deter the mole, I want him to die.